Hello All!
You are on Top Secret Military College official website. And this is very cool.
«What's cool?», - You ask. Well, at least our visitor counter is increased by one. Isn't that cool? This is very cool. In addition, you can do a good deed - to write a letter to the administration and we will read it carefully. But do not write too much because our director recently received a letter size of 512 bytes, and was furious, yet read it. He said, "it was difficult to read this", and for half an hour late for the traditional tortures of guilty students. And all because of some fucking letter ...
We therefore look forward to your conscience, do not write such lengthy texts. And yet: Do not send email to webmaster of the site, this is a waste of time, because he is a rare asshole!
Some words about the college. Our college is a leader. What's leader - this is the second question.
Leading - this is the only that counts. For example, it is possible that we have the largest number of executioners with mental disabilities, or, maybe, the greatest number of years, conducted without any repair of the building.
It does not matter. The main thing is that we are better than all.
The college territory is guarded 24/7 by fuckterer dogs, plus by a group of homeless boozer guards because they don't have any home other than the college basement.